It
is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit
down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love
my report!!!!!
Yesterday
I woke up on Sunday and the Sun was high in the sky on this beautiful day. Then
a cloud covered the sun and I frowned. I went and took a shower and then put my
clothes on and made my bed. I then walked about a few steps to my “loft” and
sat down and started reading Ender’s Game. I must have read for about seven hours
because I started at 8:00 and ended at 4:00. Now I guess I’ll tell you about
the book but first one really funny joke:
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they
begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find
it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
OK that’s enough time to go back to my summary of Ender’s Game:
Ender’s
Game is a book about a boy named ender in a futuristic world in which there are
aliens called Buggers that tried to colonize planet Earth. And Ender, who is
six years old, was a Third. In this time, parents were only allowed to have two
children, but because of Ender’s parents had better than average children, they
were allowed a third child. And each child had a monitor implanted into their
brain that monitored them and protected them from harm, but the sole purpose of
the monitor was to see if that said child would be a suitable kid to be in
Battle School which is kind of like the Army drafting kids that have what it
takes to be an army commander for the bugger wars. And Ender was coming up to
the big day of seeing if he was getting his monitor off or going to battle
school, he got the notice and… he was getting his monitor off. When he got his
monitor off several kids teased him because he was a Third that got his monitor
off. They were teasing him because he was born because of great genes in his
parents, but they weren’t enough to get him into Battle School. One person who
teased him was a boy at his school named Stilson. Stilson was always bullying
him and teasing him, but today Stilson would tease him even more because he got
his monitor off and now no one could help him if he got beat up because his
monitor was off, at least they thought no one was watching him. Stilson
confronted Ender after school and was ready to beat him up when Ender thought that
he needed to stop this now. He when he was about to beat Ender up, he kicked
him in the breastbone and his gang let go Ender and he groaned and fell to the
ground in pain. Ender continued to beat him up only to make sure he wouldn’t
bully him again. When Ender got home he knew it wasn’t over, he had to deal
with the devil himself, his brother. His brother would anyways tease him like
Stilson, but worse. This time he teased him so much and his parents would never
notice that he did anything bad. Ender’s sister, Valentine, was basically his
only friend. Today Peter, his brother, teased him and beat him up and when he
was about to hurt him, Valentine stopped him saying to not do it. Peter said
that why shouldn’t he just kill them both and cover it up. Say it was an
accident, and his parents would believe him. Valentine said that wouldn’t
happen because she put a note in the library that was to be opened when she
died saying that she didn’t die of natural causes that you killed me. Peter
said, “Fine be protected by your precious Valentine, but just remember, when
you grow up, when you guys all though I have forgotten about this, will be the
time you die. They then went to bed and in the middle of the night, Ender heard
Peter get off the top bunk and stand by his bed. Ender expected him to smother
him with a pillow, but Peter just said, “Ender I am sorry, I’m sorry, I know
how it feels, I’m sorry, I’m your brother I love you.” He then climbed up to
bed and went to sleep and Ender started to cry. In the morning, they had
breakfast and a man knocked on the door. It was a person dressed up in military
gear, Peter said, “Oh no they finally found about what you did to that kid at
school. But that was wrong. His name was Graff and he came to enroll Ender into
the Battle School. He said that he would learn all about it when they go there.
(Just to let you know I probably forgot to say this, but these schools to fight
the buggers are in space BTW ) Ender agreed and was directed into Graff’s car.
Before he left he cried because he would miss Valentine and the only time he
would see her was when he was 12. He waved good bye to his family after
embracing his family and as he left Valentine gave an anguished cry saying,
“Come back to me! I love you forever!!!!!
Well
that is the first three chapters, if you want to hear the rest hear from me
tomorrow!!! Now, back to MY day… I walked down the stairs and did my chores
still groggy from reading
for so long. It felt like I weighed 2 times as much (which would be helpful don’t
get me wrong.) I walked up the stairs and played some computer and had a
cheeseburger for dinner. It was so delicious and I loved it so very much. I
tiptoed up the stairs, and it hurt. I jumped in bed and I landed on the edge of
my bed and fell off. I got back up and went to bed. In the morning I typed my Daily
Report!!!!!
Thanks for
reading!!!
P.S. This
was a really good report and was over 1,100 words!!!!!!!!!
-Tobasco
