July 14, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!



Yesterday, I woke up and had some breakfast of some cereal and some yogurt. I next practiced my guitar and finished my chores. Mom then took me to Despicable Me 2!!!!!! I was so awesome and Mom liked it too. I next went home and skyped with my friend Powell. Next, I…..

TIME FOR A JOKE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."



Funny right?



So for lunch I had some chicken nuggets and some pasta and some choco choco chocolate milk. Next, I played with Powell some more and had dinner of pasta and meatballs. I next went to bed and in the morning I typed my DAILY REPORT!!!!!!!!!!