Tuesday, July 2, 2013

June 3, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday I woke up from a nice, refreshing ERSOME SLEEP!!! I walked downstairs after doing my usual morning chores in my room and had a bagel, chocolate milk, and some strawberries from my own garden!!!! Next I typed my Daily Report and did the rest of my chores. 
Then… WAIT TIME FOR A JOKE:

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.

"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.

"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

Funny, right? Time for my summary of the next 3 chapters in Ender’s game:

Ender was sitting across from Alai and told him that he figured out how he did that this to Bernard. And in the middle of that when they got back to their dorm, there was a sheet of paper on his bed saying that he was assigned to the Salamander army. So he decided to go to the game room to figure out where his new colors were. So he got caught in the Giant’s Drink. So Ender had passed into Candyland in which he was at a playground. He tried to go down the slide, but he always fell through it. He tried using the monkey bars, but there was always this one monkey bar that “wasn’t there” so he fell. So he just ended up going into the forest where he saw a well and before he could examine it wolves came out of nowhere and ate him the next time he tried going down the well to escape the wolves, but he died. Then when he was at the playground, he hit one of the kids in anger and he got really mad and started following him. So he tried going down the slide and since the kid was so close to him he also fell and got knocked out and turned into a wolf. So Ender did this with every kid, but the wolves woke up and ate him. So this time he tried to throw the wolves into the brook and it worked so when he got to the well, there were no wolves when he went down the well, he saw a door that said, “THE END OF THE WORLD.” He went in and thought since this was the end that he couldn’t die. So he jumped of the cliff he was standing on and a cloud caught him and brought him to the top of a castle with no exit except a deadly drop (and now he thought it wouldn’t be wise to drop down there.) He turned around and saw a rug that turned into a snake and said, “Death is your only option for escape.” Before he could do anything an alert popped up that he needed to report to his Salamander army instructor immediately. When he got there the instructor got mad and raged at Ender and hit him. The leader, Bonzo, didn’t like Ender and made sure he didn’t do anything in their first battle. A battle consisted of people trying to freeze each other and in the end having 4 teammates put their heads on the 4 corners of their opponent’s door and have 1 person walk in through the door. He was instructed to not come into the battle until after 5 minutes and then just stand at the gate. He obeyed and they lost. He decided to just get practice and so he practiced with a girl named Petra in their group since he wasn’t allowed to practice with his group, he had to practice with Petra. He also practiced with his little group of Launchies, Alai and Shen and some others. The next game he did he listened to Bonzo and hid in the corner when he went out and froze his legs when they were curled up to protect him and so people thought he was frozen. When they lost the opposing people were coming to their door and he decided to fire. He took out 5 of the 9 people after he was eventually frozen. That means they couldn’t win because they needed 5 people 4 for the corners and 1 to go through. He was later transferred to the Rat army in which the leader was fairer than Bonzo. The leader’s name was Rose and he put him in the 4th group, toon, with a toon leader named Dink they trained normally and Ender decided after his practice to go back to the fantasy game the Giant’s Drink. He got to the tower where he saw the snake and he killed it. There was a mirror and he looked in it and in the reflection he saw Peter. He jumped and thrust his desk from him. He was a murderer just like Peter he thought. He threw the snake at the mirror and it broke and there was a hole behind it and snakes came out and killed him. He decided to stop after that. Now here the story shifts to the perspective of Ender’s siblings. Peter has had a thirst of power he told Valentine. He said that was why he was always mean to you and Ender. Valentine didn’t believe him. Peter started crying and apologizing on how he was so mean, but he just wanted to dominate. Valentine started to believe him because Peter wouldn’t leave himself this vulnerable. So Peter said that he decided to have a plan to “rule the world” so he and Valentine made fake people called Demosthenes and Locke. Valentine was Demosthenes and Peter was Locke. They wrote specific things on a site that made people believe them like good ideas and they were using a citizen’s access so it made them look older than they actually were. They were writing such good ideas and good points that they were put in the newspaper. They didn’t want to reveal themselves or else they wouldn’t be remarked as much. Their own father even started liking Demosthenes.

Well after my lunch of a sandwich of deliciously awesomeness. I listened to some music and browsed the internet for something awesome. Then I went on a walk with mom and played some Minecraft with my friend and then I had some dinner of a hamburger without cheese. I didn’t like it. I WANT CHEEZBURGER!!!! (That was meant to be spelled wrong.) Then I slept and wrote my Daily Report!!!!!!!

-Tobasco

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