It
is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit
down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love
my report!!!!!
Yesterday
I woke up from a nice, refreshing ERSOME SLEEP!!! I walked downstairs after
doing my usual morning chores in my room and had a bagel, chocolate milk, and
some strawberries from my own garden!!!! Next I typed my Daily Report and did
the rest of my chores.
Then… WAIT TIME FOR A JOKE:
A waitress
walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle
soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man
changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it
pea!"
Funny,
right? Time for my summary of the next 3 chapters in Ender’s game:
Ender
was sitting across from Alai and told him that he figured out how he did that
this to Bernard. And in the middle of that when they got back to their dorm,
there was a sheet of paper on his bed saying that he was assigned to the
Salamander army. So he decided to go to the game room to figure out where his
new colors were. So he got caught in the Giant’s Drink. So Ender had passed
into Candyland in which he was at a playground. He tried to go down the slide,
but he always fell through it. He tried using the monkey bars, but there was
always this one monkey bar that “wasn’t there” so he fell. So he just ended up
going into the forest where he saw a well and before he could examine it wolves
came out of nowhere and ate him the next time he tried going down the well to
escape the wolves, but he died. Then when he was at the playground, he hit one
of the kids in anger and he got really mad and started following him. So he
tried going down the slide and since the kid was so close to him he also fell
and got knocked out and turned into a wolf. So Ender did this with every kid,
but the wolves woke up and ate him. So this time he tried to throw the wolves
into the brook and it worked so when he got to the well, there were no wolves
when he went down the well, he saw a door that said, “THE END OF THE WORLD.” He
went in and thought since this was the end that he couldn’t die. So he
jumped of the cliff he was standing on and a cloud caught him and brought him
to the top of a castle with no exit except a deadly drop (and now he thought it
wouldn’t be wise to drop down there.) He turned around and saw a rug that
turned into a snake and said, “Death is your only option for escape.” Before he
could do anything an alert popped up that he needed to report to his Salamander
army instructor immediately. When he got there the instructor got mad and raged
at Ender and hit him. The leader, Bonzo, didn’t like Ender and made sure he
didn’t do anything in their first battle. A battle consisted of people trying
to freeze each other and in the end having 4 teammates put their heads on the 4
corners of their opponent’s door and have 1 person walk in through the door. He
was instructed to not come into the battle until after 5 minutes and then just
stand at the gate. He obeyed and they lost. He decided to just get practice and
so he practiced with a girl named Petra in their group since he wasn’t allowed
to practice with his group, he had to practice with Petra. He also practiced
with his little group of Launchies, Alai and Shen and some others. The next
game he did he listened to Bonzo and hid in the corner when he went out and
froze his legs when they were curled up to protect him and so people thought he
was frozen. When they lost the opposing people were coming to their door and he
decided to fire. He took out 5 of the 9 people after he was eventually frozen.
That means they couldn’t win because they needed 5 people 4 for the corners and
1 to go through. He was later transferred to the Rat army in which the leader
was fairer than Bonzo. The leader’s name was Rose and he put him in the 4th
group, toon, with a toon leader named Dink they trained normally and Ender
decided after his practice to go back to the fantasy game the Giant’s Drink. He
got to the tower where he saw the snake and he killed it. There was a mirror
and he looked in it and in the reflection he saw Peter. He jumped and thrust
his desk from him. He was a murderer just like Peter he thought. He threw the
snake at the mirror and it broke and there was a hole behind it and snakes came
out and killed him. He decided to stop after that. Now here the story shifts to
the perspective of Ender’s siblings. Peter has had a thirst of power he told Valentine.
He said that was why he was always mean to you and Ender. Valentine didn’t believe
him. Peter started crying and apologizing on how he was so mean, but he just
wanted to dominate. Valentine started to believe him because Peter wouldn’t
leave himself this vulnerable. So Peter said that he decided to have a plan to “rule
the world” so he and Valentine made fake people called Demosthenes and Locke.
Valentine was Demosthenes and Peter was Locke. They wrote specific things on a
site that made people believe them like good ideas and they were using a
citizen’s access so it made them look older than they actually were. They were
writing such good ideas and good points that they were put in the newspaper.
They didn’t want to reveal themselves or else they wouldn’t be remarked as
much. Their own father even started liking Demosthenes.
Well
after my lunch of a sandwich of deliciously awesomeness. I listened to some
music and browsed the internet for something awesome. Then I went on a walk
with mom and played some Minecraft with my friend and then I had some dinner of
a hamburger without cheese. I didn’t like it. I WANT CHEEZBURGER!!!! (That was
meant to be spelled wrong.) Then I slept and wrote my Daily Report!!!!!!!
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