It
is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit
down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love
my report!!!!!
Yesterday
I arose from my bed feeling refreshed and did my chores. I had some breakfast
of some yogurt and some cereal. Right then, my mom asked me if I wanted to
accompany her to a shopping trip to Trader Joes. I agreed and we scootied our booties to Trader Joes where we got an assortment of foods for when my mom
and my sister leave to go look at colleges for 3 weeks. We next walked home
where I was told to go to Stater Bros for some eggs, bacon, and chips. I also
got a sweet and left. When I got home, Dad was back from his motorcycle ride
and took me to go get a Gamecube controller. I am now ½ the way to my goal to
be able to play Gamecube games on my computer for free. I next went home and……….
WAIT
JOKE TIME!!!!!!!
A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory.
The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The woman happily accepts.. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should come in at 8am the next day.
The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The woman happily accepts.. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should come in at 8am the next day.
The next day at
8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Tickle-Me-Elmo line
manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming
for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel
Manager suggested he be shown the problem.
Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.
Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The
Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 20 minutes
of rolling around, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee
and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I
wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."
LOL.
After
I got home I had some lunch of some hot dogs and I hung out with my father and
watched Slumdog Millionaire. It was sad most of it. I liked it (not the events,
but the movie.) I hung out for a little with my father and for dinner, I had
some pizza. I walked over to my sleeping chamber, folded the sheet out, got in,
closed the fold, closed my eyes, and went to sleep. Right in the morning I
typed my Daily Report!!!!!!!!!!
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