June 28, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday, I woke up and took my shower. For some weird reason, the fresh and relaxing warm water rushing down my back refreshes me. Then I got changed and made my bed…’s day. I made it look pretty!!!! After I made my bed, I had some breakfast and then I went to my guitar practice and practiced my guitar.

Before I continue my report I have a few jokes:

Q: What's the difference between a flea and a coyote?
A: One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: 'Cause their horns don't work.

Q: Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
A: He was a good conductor.

Q: How come seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they live by the bay, they'd be bagels!

OK, I am back so where were we? Oh yeah after my guitar practice. So after then, I made myself a peanut butter sandwich and then FINISHED MY CHORES!!! YAYZ! After then I played some computer then hung out with Dad. Next I went and had some dinner. My Dad made me a delicious pizza and I ate it... Then I went to bed warmed by the thoughts and feeling of that delicious pizza. I even had a dream about it. In the morning I wrote my Daily Report!!!!!!! Thanks for Reading!!!!!!