June 30, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday Morning I woke up and took my shower and made my bed in a very awesome manner. Then when I exited my room, I noticed that there was no one here, I though oh maybe Mom and Dad are sleeping. They weren't in their room. I looked for Mina and Touran, but they couldn't be found and my Dad’s office was empty. In panic I called my Mom to find out that they were at a cross country meet and Dad was on a motorcycle trip. I calmed down and finished the rest of my chores. Next I went and saw my family come home and I had some lunch of…

I know you are just DIEING to know what I ate, but it is time for jokes:

Q: Did you hear about the person who got the whole left half of his body cut off?
A: Yeah, but he's all right now.

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!

Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change. 

In the mood for joking, a vacationer strolled over to a farmer working in a field and asked, "Did you happen to see a wagonload of monkeys go by?"

"Nope," replied the farmer. "Did you fall off?"

Now what I had for lunch: I had a sandwich that was SOOOOOO delicious. Then I dusted the cobwebs outside the house and went to get some coconut water for Touran. Next, I played with my friend for a bit and had some dinner. Next, I went to bed and woke up and wrote my Daily Report!!!!!!!!!