June 29, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday I woke up and took my relaxing shower and then made my bed. It was fun. I like doing stuff… Next, I had some breakfast and hugged Dad. Then, I had to do my chores and I finished them… Every single one of them!!! Yeah!!!!! WHEW. Then… WAIT; Time for jokes!

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: One goes, WHACK! "Darn!" And the other goes "Darn," WHACK!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson moonwalked!

Q: Why was the pirate wearing a paper towel on his head?

A: He had a Bounty on his head.

Back to the Day. I went and had some lunch of a delicious sandwich and some other stuff and I played with Powell!!!! He had just gotten back from his trip to Idlewild. It was great to see him again. After that I had some dinner of some watermelon, chicken, and salad. THE WATERMELON WAS HEAVENLY!!!! After dinner, I went to bed. In the morning I typed my DAILY REPORT!!!!!!!