June 30, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday Morning I woke up and took my shower and made my bed in a very awesome manner. Then when I exited my room, I noticed that there was no one here, I though oh maybe Mom and Dad are sleeping. They weren't in their room. I looked for Mina and Touran, but they couldn't be found and my Dad’s office was empty. In panic I called my Mom to find out that they were at a cross country meet and Dad was on a motorcycle trip. I calmed down and finished the rest of my chores. Next I went and saw my family come home and I had some lunch of…

I know you are just DIEING to know what I ate, but it is time for jokes:

Q: Did you hear about the person who got the whole left half of his body cut off?
A: Yeah, but he's all right now.

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!

Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change. 

In the mood for joking, a vacationer strolled over to a farmer working in a field and asked, "Did you happen to see a wagonload of monkeys go by?"

"Nope," replied the farmer. "Did you fall off?"

Now what I had for lunch: I had a sandwich that was SOOOOOO delicious. Then I dusted the cobwebs outside the house and went to get some coconut water for Touran. Next, I played with my friend for a bit and had some dinner. Next, I went to bed and woke up and wrote my Daily Report!!!!!!!!!

June 29, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday I woke up and took my relaxing shower and then made my bed. It was fun. I like doing stuff… Next, I had some breakfast and hugged Dad. Then, I had to do my chores and I finished them… Every single one of them!!! Yeah!!!!! WHEW. Then… WAIT; Time for jokes!

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: One goes, WHACK! "Darn!" And the other goes "Darn," WHACK!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson moonwalked!

Q: Why was the pirate wearing a paper towel on his head?

A: He had a Bounty on his head.

Back to the Day. I went and had some lunch of a delicious sandwich and some other stuff and I played with Powell!!!! He had just gotten back from his trip to Idlewild. It was great to see him again. After that I had some dinner of some watermelon, chicken, and salad. THE WATERMELON WAS HEAVENLY!!!! After dinner, I went to bed. In the morning I typed my DAILY REPORT!!!!!!! 

June 28, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Yesterday, I woke up and took my shower. For some weird reason, the fresh and relaxing warm water rushing down my back refreshes me. Then I got changed and made my bed…’s day. I made it look pretty!!!! After I made my bed, I had some breakfast and then I went to my guitar practice and practiced my guitar.

Before I continue my report I have a few jokes:

Q: What's the difference between a flea and a coyote?
A: One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: 'Cause their horns don't work.

Q: Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
A: He was a good conductor.

Q: How come seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they live by the bay, they'd be bagels!

OK, I am back so where were we? Oh yeah after my guitar practice. So after then, I made myself a peanut butter sandwich and then FINISHED MY CHORES!!! YAYZ! After then I played some computer then hung out with Dad. Next I went and had some dinner. My Dad made me a delicious pizza and I ate it... Then I went to bed warmed by the thoughts and feeling of that delicious pizza. I even had a dream about it. In the morning I wrote my Daily Report!!!!!!! Thanks for Reading!!!!!!

June 27, 2013

WELCOME EVERYBODY!!!!!! It is that time of day, that is right! THE DAILY REPORT SHOW time... of day... SO SIT BACK AND ENJOY!!!

Yesterday, I woke up to Dad rubbing soap on me telling me that I need to use soap AND water when I shower (keep in mind that I already do that.)  I yelled at him because he was being annoying. Then I slept until 10:30 and then had some breakfast of an Instant breakfast (chocolate milk) and cereal. Then I threw soap at Dad saying that he need to shower period. Then I went to a pizza buffet at Round Table Dad said for every piece of pizza I had after three pieces of pizza, I would get 50 cents for the arcade. I HAD 6 PIECES OF PIZZA!!!!!! So that meant that I could play $1.50 of arcade games. But I said just give me 2 bucks and we can just leave. He took the offer and we left. So now on I need some extra cash.... I know where to go for lunch. Next, I read a lot and then watched Star Trek (the movie) with Mina and then went to bed. In the morning I typed my Daily Report!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR WATCHING...... I MEAN READING!!!!!

June 25, 2013

It is the DAILY REPORT SHOW!!! It is that time of day in which you can relax, sit down, and enjoy a nice, leisurely, EPIC REPORT!!!!!! So read my report and love my report!!!!!

Last Night, my dad said that he would be feeding me sandwiches in the morning. I groaned, didn't listen to him, and went to bed. Bad idea. Today I woke up to a sandwich on my desk and my father standing over me chuckling. I thought he was kidding. I then repeatedly hitting with a pillow until he took the sandwich back and left. It was 5:00 am. I next slept to my heart's content (10:00 am) because I was so tired from my dad's surprise wake-up. UGH why does he always insist on annoying me. Then I woke up and had breakfast of some DELICIOUS cereal and then did some computer programming stuff on Python 3x and left to get lunch at Subway I got a turkey and cheese sando (sandwich). There was a chance in that lunch that I would win a free ticket to a movie. But alas, I didn't win. The odds were 1:25 and the bags were out in the open so... anything could have happened. Then we left to get some strawberry plants at Sunshine Gardens. Then when I got home I planted the strawberry plants in a cool strawberry pot. I started to shovel in soil into the pot and gradually added plants in. I tried to make a tube in which I could pour water in the top and it would evenly distribute water throughout the pot, but Dad said it wouldn't work. Then after that I typed my Daily Report. THANKS FOR READING!!!!!!!!

Daily Report June 24, 2013

Hey yo everybody! Today's that day you have been waiting for!!!! It is......

The Daily Report

Show!!!!

Yesterday, I woke up with the birds tweeting and the sun shining. I stretched and smiled; It was another great day. Then, I heard beeping and leaf blowers. I groaned and walked over and took a shower. The warm water rushing on me rejuvenated my spirit. I walked down to the kitchen to eat breakfast, when I turned a corner to see my sister right in front of me so I collapsed (I am easily frightened.) Literally, a cute teddy bear could pop out of nowhere and I'll collapse.) I then ate a bagel with butter for my breakfast and hung out with my family to only have my dad teasing me by saying, "Hey Mom? Don't you think James should..." I tackled him before he says anything else, and then I have to get him a drink or to take my dog on a walk for the fourth time. Then I was taken to the Movie theater to see Monsters University, but it was sold out!!!!!! So my mom and I went home depressed and stopped for groceries before we got home. When we got home I played some computer before I was interrupted by, "Hey Mom? Don't you..." He didn't say another word before he was shortly stopped by a bouncy ball to the face. He wanted me to get him a diet Pepsi. I groaned and did his bidding and a little after that, we had supper. We had chicken, potatoes, and strawberries while we watched this dude tightrope walk across the Grand Canyon on a 2 inch wire LIVE. #YOLO. It was so intense and I think Mom was more freaked out than he was (not saying much because he wasn't freaked out and his heart rate was low.) After that I went to bed and woke up in the morning and wrote my Daily Report. BYE!!!